Emosode #1

Oh hey, did we mention we also love emo music? And wanted to go on a drunk tangent about that for a bit?

In this episode we discuss Stormy & Clare's emo pick and we do a lot of very bad singing and...just brace yourselves, OK?


M. "Stormy" Storms is the queen of The Lone Gunmen, a Facebook group where we dive into conspiracy theory in a safe, fun environment. Come join us if you wanna play along! Also check out STORMYMADE, Stormy's very cool artwork. Love it. Buy it. Follow her on Instagram & Facebook for updates on products! 

Clare Dickerson has a bunch of podcasts, like IDEKTrent TalkBestiesHigh Crimes and a live comedy & storytelling showcase Hey Whoopie Cat! Something for everyone! Find her on Twitter if you want to.

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Minisode #1: Conspiracy Corner

Welcome to the first conspiracy corner minisode! We thought we would break up the podcast length by bringing you our favorite recent conspiracies in minisode form rather than at the end of already really long episodes. Ya dig???

(Also, we apologize for the radio silence! We had a big long episode recorded about Prince & Chemtrails that Clare suspects the NSA stole from her possession. It's kind of a long story. Well. Not really. But that episode is coming soon!)

This week in Conspiracy Corner we cover:

Check out our extensive show notes for all of the quotes we read, and for links to various videos and articles that we sourced.

Bonus: Here's Clare's Stussy S tattoo.


This show is all in the name of fun & we don't actually believe most of this stuff. But it's still fun to consider, right? 

M. "Stormy" Storms is the queen of The Lone Gunmen, a Facebook group where we dive into conspiracy theory in a safe, fun environment. Come join us if you wanna play along! Also check out STORMYMADE, Stormy's very cool artwork. Love it. Buy it. Follow her on Instagram & Facebook for updates on products! 

Clare Dickerson has a bunch of podcasts, like IDEKTrent TalkBestiesHigh Crimes and a live comedy & storytelling showcase Hey Whoopie Cat! Something for everyone! Find her on Twitter if you want to.

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#3: David Bowie & The Apocalypse

In this episode we discuss David Bowie, the apocalypse that he was trying to warn us about vis a vie Blackstar, the real things Sumerians had to say about Nibiru, and predictive programming. We also touch on David Bowie's long history and fascination with the occult, and his secret brown eye. 

It’s gonna be a weird road ‘til we actually merge with the machines, that’s all I’m saying.

Have you buckled up yet? This ride is about to get wild. 

In our Conspiracy Corner Wrap Up we discuss leggings, Adele being unable to stop shapeshifting into a reptile, Rob Lowe seeing Big Foot, the beef between the creators of two different Bigfoot TV series, three-toed and three-fingered being found at the Nazca Lines in Peru, Robert Del Naja is Banksy, Goop and Infowars are selling the exact same products, and our latest addition to The Bezos Files: journalists of Washington Post (owned by Jeff Bezos) are forbidden from criticizing advertisers, even on their personal social media accounts.  Finally, Stormy predicts the Presidential election in 2020 and coincidentally comments on Mark Zuckerberg pretending to be a farmer


Helpful links & clips from this episode:

Check out our extensive show notes for all of the quotes we read, and for links to various videos and articles that we sourced.

Oh! We did a PSA on cocaine, since we mention Bowie's cocaine use a lot in this episode...people are going to do a lot of drugs or a little drugs and lately cocaine and other drugs are being laced with Fentanyl, which is 100x stronger than heroine and a lot easier to make. One of Clare's friends died and we don't want you to die, too. You can find drugs test kits easily online, especially ones that test for Fentanyl, but even then it can be hard to find traces of, so in general just know where your drugs are coming from and please be safe! Clare likes Dance Safe and EZ test kits' collections of drug test kits. Get in touch with us if you have more info on this!


This show is all in the name of fun & we don't actually believe most of this stuff. But it's still fun to consider, right? 

M. "Stormy" Storms is the queen of The Lone Gunmen, a Facebook group where we dive into conspiracy theory in a safe, fun environment. Come join us if you wanna play along! Also check out STORMYMADE, Stormy's very cool artwork. Love it. Buy it. Follow her on Instagram & Facebook for updates on products! 

Clare Dickerson has a bunch of podcasts, like IDEKTrent TalkBestiesHigh Crimes and a live comedy & storytelling showcase Hey Whoopie Cat! Something for everyone! Find her on Twitter if you want to.

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#2: The Satanic Beatles & Paul McCartney's Clone

In this episode we discuss The Beatles and how they're definitely super Satanic and not just a bunch of adorable edge lords. Also did you know Paul McCartney died in the 60s and was replaced with a body double? We also talk about backmasking in music, but of course.

Clare knew pretty much nothing about The Beatles coming into this (aside from "the Helter Skelter stuff") so Stormy blows her fucking mind and it's a good ol' time.

In our Conspiracy Corner Wrap Up we discuss the recent election, the Fresno Nightcrawler cryptid, Amazon acquiring Whole Foods for $13.7 million, Lorde's onion ring Instagram account and Nihilist Arby's, and we follow up from our last episode where we briefly touch on Katy Perry's recent therapy session/interview and getting carried off stage after "fainting" at a live show.


Helpful links and clips from this episode:

Check out Stormy's extensive show notes to see all of the images that we discussed, for all of the quotes we read, and for links to various videos she sourced that were not featured in this episode.

If you would like to see the the 82 page PDF that outlines how the Tate murders were "a false flag" and getting onto whatever watchlist this lands you, here is a link to that doc. 

If you would like to hear a lot more about Charles Manson's life, the Manson family, and the crimes the family committed, we highly recommend listening to the Last Podcast on the Left 3 part episode (1,2,3). 


This show is all in the name of fun & we don't actually believe most of this stuff. But it's still fun to consider, right? 

M. "Stormy" Storms is the queen of The Lone Gunmen, a Facebook group where we dive into conspiracy theory in a safe, fun environment. Come join us if you wanna play along! Also check out STORMYMADE, Stormy's very cool artwork. Love it. Buy it. Follow her on Instagram & Facebook for updates on products! 

Clare Dickerson has a bunch of podcasts, like IDEKTrent Talk, Besties, High Crimes and a live comedy & storytelling showcase Hey Whoopie Cat! Something for everyone! Find her on Twitter if you want to.

Find more Real Eyes Realize Real Lies on FacebookTwitterSoundcloudApple PodcastsStitcher & Google Play!

#1: Katy Perry's Bon Appétit, MKUltra, Illuminati & More

Welcome to episode 1 of Real Eyes Realize Real Lies! This episode was originally recorded for IDEK but we had so much fun we thought, "what if we made this a thing?" Now it's a thing.

We watch Katy Perry's video for Bon Appétit & go over the video as it plays, discussing how the video may or may not be nodding to Project MKUltra, Illuminati, ritualized cannibalism, "Satanism" and more, so feel free to fire it up and watch along with us! We also touch on various other celebrity conspiracy theories, especially if they relate to MKUltra, et al. 

Watch along with us:


This show is all in the name of fun & we don't actually believe most of this stuff. But it's still fun to consider, right? 

M. "Stormy" Storms is the queen of The Lone Gunmen, a Facebook group where we dive into conspiracy theory in a safe, fun environment. Come join us if you wanna play along! Also check out STORMYMADE, Stormy's very cool artwork. Love it. Buy it. Follow her on Instagram & Facebook for updates on products! 

Clare Dickerson has a bunch of podcasts, like IDEKTrent Talk, Besties, High Crimes and a live comedy & storytelling showcase Hey Whoopie Cat! Something for everyone! Find her on Twitter if you want to.

Find more Real Eyes Realize Real Lies on FacebookTwitterSoundcloudApple PodcastsStitcher & Google Play!